The Worst Words for When You're Broke

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 02/09/2015 at 09:46 • Filed to: None

4

16

"Want to buy my E-Type really cheap?"

#dead

Seriously though. Back in the day, my grandfather had a S1 E Type and sold it at the absolute bottom of the market for $15k. It's probably a $60k car now, but whatever.

Then we sold a S3 2+2 for my uncle. That was a nice car, but I'm not big on the series 3 cars.

So naturally just now my other uncle asked if I was interested in his '68 2+2. I don't have anywhere near enough money for it and will likely sell it for him on eBay. After that, the only E Type left in my family is my other uncle's '67 roadster, which has been living in a shed my whole life.

I have, as they say, all the sads.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/09/2015 at 09:51

1

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me...

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/09/2015 at 09:56

0

That captures me perfectly right now, except the jug I'm drinking from is clear.

JR1 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/09/2015 at 09:56

0

It is time to sell one

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/09/2015 at 09:59

0

rob a bank?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/09/2015 at 10:00

1

That hurts, and I know the feeling. I have a colleague of sorts who has an immaculate W210 E55 with the red interior, low miles, and a bunch of super rare options, that he asking a very reasonable amount of money for. But alas, I just can't do it right now. It's no E-type, but it still makes me sad.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > JR1 02/09/2015 at 10:05

1

I didn't think I'd be googling "can I sell my kidney?" today, but here we are. Apparently the answer is 'yes, kinda'.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/09/2015 at 10:05

0

For me they were: "I've got a buddy who's looking to sell his low-miles Alfa Romeo 164 Q-4. He knows nothing about cars and has no idea what it's worth, I thought of you first..."

sweet, sweet Mid-90s race-car-derived computer clutch-pack-controlled torque-vectoring AWD 6-speed stick Busso V-6 powered Italian sport-sedan awesomeness ...

Even if I had been able to put up a "reasonable offer" the first repair bill probably would have resulted in homelessness at that time in my life :P

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/09/2015 at 10:07

0

That's awful. I wonder how a non-car person ends up with that car. Kinda weird, but wonderful. Bad timing is the worst.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/09/2015 at 10:08

0

Red interior improves almost any vehicle, not that the E55 needs help, but that's a great combination. I'm sitting here totaling up the value of everything I own right now...

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/09/2015 at 10:17

1

"I don't NEED a 401k, or a down payment on a house. Could maybe make some money with a garage sale"

Dogapult > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/09/2015 at 10:17

1

I'm sure some people here on Oppo are interested in a '68 2+2 and would take good care of it...

JR1 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/09/2015 at 10:20

0

Don't worry about the legality I'm sure no one will find out.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Dogapult 02/09/2015 at 10:29

0

I'm still looking into the kidney selling thing.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/09/2015 at 11:25

0

YOU, better keep ONE E-Type so help me..... :p

FPIA Clinic > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/31/2015 at 21:16

1

Do you need a kidney donor? Or are you an organ donor willing to sell your kidney at a good price?

FPIA Drugs and clinical center is here for you, we offer standard services and our payment to any donor is never delayed.

If you are in need of any organ donor or you are willing to sell any of your body organ, simply contact us via this email: fpiadrugs@gmail.com

FPIA Clinic > FPIA Clinic 08/31/2015 at 21:18

0

Do you need a kidney donor? Or are you an organ donor willing to sell your kidney at a good price?

FPIA Drugs and clinical center is here for you, we offer standard services and our payment to any donor is never delayed.

If you are in need of any organ donor or you are willing to sell any of your body organ, simply contact us via this email: fpiadrugs@gmail.com